mince meat 

Saying stupid stuff. Doing stupid things. Not thinking through what you are going to do.

David is such a mince meat, that he thought the Full House theme said "heat man tv" rather then "evening TV."

David is such a mince meat, he thought Lucas had been in Sweden the night before he played a soccer game in Oregon!

mince meat by Henry David September 27, 2006

mince meat pickle 

a slang term for your penis

have you ever tasted a mince meat pickle?

mince meat pickle by Kaaaaaa January 7, 2007

Minced Meat 

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

Minced Meat by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Minced meat 

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat

Bruce Jenner has minced meat

Minced meat by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019

minced monkey meat 

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

minced monkey meat by scrobbs April 1, 2010

meat mincer 

The hot guy who loves to watch little boys do fun stuff, for example he likes to watch children masturbateeeee

"that dude is looking at my child, he must be a meat mincer."

meat mincer by Meat Mincer November 27, 2018

mincemeat pie 

An insanely delicious pie made of apples, peaches, cherries, raisins, and other tart fruits. It is the best pie ever made, with the exception perhaps of pumpkin pie. Typically served with egg-nog at Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations.

"Oh man, I just ate five slices of mincemeat pie."
"Yeah, well, go eat more, son."

mincemeat pie by Phaedrus Raen November 28, 2005