Milton Vermont 

A place were young hillbillies, rednecks and wiggers all get together at a local mobil(gas station) for hours showing off vehicles that there parents bought for them. everywhere you go in this 7 mile radius town you see beat-up rice burners and lifted trucks that should be in the junk yard. The town is full of 80 lb. crack-heads in nothing but shorts. there are more drugs here then anywhere else in vermont. Three trailer parks surround the town and everyone is related, but sleeping with each other.

Hey wanna go to Milton Vermont and get some drugs after we stop at the mobil to get some head from our sister?

Milton Vermont by hunter1988 August 9, 2009

Milton, Vermont 

A fairly decent town, compared to others in Vermont. Criticized by its' old stereotypes that are completely retarded, Milton students are framed, and judged.
School sports are improving a lot more. Academic skills, also.

Winooski student: Haha, you're from Milton! How much drugs do you have on ya'?

Milton student: Not anymore than you do...? Oh haha I see, you're still thinking people from Milton, Vermont are rednecks, wiggers, drug dealers, and all that other bullshit, aren't you? We're just like every other town in Vermont, if not better.

Milton, Vermont by JudgedMiltonStudent April 4, 2011