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milton bradley 

The magnitude scale of an girl's ass. The best ass can be a Milton Bradley, and you subtract a letter from the name as the ass gets worse and worse. A mediocre ass would be a "Milt", because you have subtracted the "on Bradley" from Milton Bradley. An abbreviation can just be Milton for a good ass.
Jim: "Yo she got a Milton Bradley."
Bobby: "Nah, man, that's only a Milto, it doesn't the girth."
milton bradley by miltonbradley February 8, 2008
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milton bradley 

the act of having sex while dressed up as the monopoly man. it can be every day, or only when your girl passes go. prefereabbly on a boardwalk or when she has grown out her marvin garden.
mike- i want sex
jane-well i want board games
james- how bout i solve both and play milton bradley

The Milton Bradley 

While taking a girl from behind, grab some dice, and as you shoot your load scream "Yahtzee!!!" and roll the dice down her back. The object of the game is very similar to the actual game as you and your friends should note your antics and keep score. "Yahtzee!!!" must be yelled upon every roll of the dice down her back regardless of the score!
He pulled The Milton Bradley on his girlfriend last night, rolled five 6's ... amazing.
The Milton Bradley by BillyGregs13 October 7, 2009
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