Milti

Mother I'd Like To Impregnate. A sophisticated woman from a good family with an outstanding body you'd like to keep around.

Andrew: Did you see that chick across the street?
Brandon: WHAAATTT???? DIBS!
Scott: She's a straight MILTI bro.

by CinnamonScone June 26, 2010

Milty

The act of peeing in inappropriate places while in a blacked out inebriation.

“Yeah, Chuck pulled a milty in the closet last night!”

by Limboroom August 18, 2021

milty scrofa

I love you in Russian

Milty scrofa sugar dumpling.

by altmannunchucks May 11, 2010

Wet Milty

When a very dense turd falls from your rectum with such speed and force the muddied waters splash onto your asscheeks and under the rim of the toilet.

Oh man you should probably bleach under that toilet bowl or something because i killed a whole volcano box and dropped a mad wet milty

by Dnipps October 6, 2009

Milty Bell

A dirty dick

George has got a right Milty Bell

by GothamGirl6 October 4, 2015

Milty

A penis with a sub conscience of men named Milton; usually creates multiple generations.

"Hey Milty, do you and Milton wanna hit the bed tonight?"

by Anewar October 15, 2017