Milleritis 

This is when u was unfortunately born into the miller family and catch the unfortunate deadly disease milleritis there is no known cure besides living at home your whole life living in a small village being poor and use old electronic devices and having no education the only way u can survive this is by playing video games owning bad YouTube channels working on old rust bucket trucks and collecting old tires

Andrew miller was born with milleritis and unfortunately is a reject and now lives in a junkyard

Milleritis by Sand jungle July 2, 2022

Mullenitis 

When there is a person who is so annoying that you get sick whenever you are around them

Man, that guy just gave me mullenitis

Mullenitis by Shut up, me espanolish February 10, 2017

les miseritis 

A severe addiction to the musical Les Miserables.

J-dog:Hey Patsy, How is it go REDDD THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENN ing?
Patsy: You have a problem.
J-dog:I just love Les Mis SO MUCH!!!
Patsy: I would get that checked out. You might have les miseritis.

les miseritis by Les Mis January 27, 2013

Malloritis 

A chronic debilitating condition caused by the abhorrent sight of the Pelvis Wave. Symptoms include seizures, clenched fists and out right disapproval. Once diagnosed the affliction is permanent. When one is not exposed to the Pelvis Wave for prolonged periods of time, intense cravings for the manuever are developed.

Stop it, George! Your interpretation of the Pelvis Wave will give me Malloritis!

Malloritis by CyborgTm July 3, 2007

Malloritis 

A compulsive, addictive and sometimes fatal addiction to the species Mallory. Often accompanied by loss of sleep, loss of appetite, and an erection lasting longer than 6 hours.

Johnny: Shit, I haven't slept in days.

Sam: Dude, what happened?
Johnny: Man I caught Malloritis!

Malloritis by shitzam February 3, 2010

Mileyitis 

When someone listens obsessively to the new 'rock' diva Miley Cyrus, they catch Mileyitis. Mileyitis is a love of crappy music and leads you into a blackhole of standing up for little miss Cyrus and her music. It often ends in death (of your social life) and/or bad fashion sense.

Girl 1: Omigod! Miley is playing -insert stage name here- next year! I'd give my life to go!

Girl 2: Woah, severe case of Mileyitis!

Mileyitis by L u c y L a v a .xO. March 13, 2009

Malloritis 

This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:

a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary

b) the enlargening of the forehead

c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair

d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.

(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.

DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!

The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!

Malloritis by Ano-MALLY December 25, 2008