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Milk War 

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
Milk War by Mech70 December 23, 2022
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Milk Warfstache 

A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache
Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going
Milk Warfstache by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Salty warm milk

It's cum
Person 1: Dude i just had some salty warm milk left on the counter.
Person 2: YOU WHAT

Warm Milk 

The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.
All the guys met at the hook to catch Albies while TJ sat home and drank warm milk.
Warm Milk by Das Milkman October 15, 2018

Warm milk 

When you come in a mug for many years and then put it in a microwave for your milf and have her dip her oreos in it.
Hey mom want some warm milk with your oreos
Warm milk by Ur mum chumly April 3, 2019

Warm Milk 

(v) (1)to Wank, rub one out, Jerk off, diddle or masturbate furiously during about of insomnia as to work up the heart rate and therefore exhaust oneself to sleep. (2) The superficially selfless act of servicing a restless partner to actually ensure a better sleep for oneself. Pacification through ejaculation.

(n) Late night oral sex to end a disappointing evening. How one puts the baby to bed.
The motherfucker kept crying so I gave him a warm milk to shut him up.

I was not feeling him but then he starts warm milking me. Next thing you know, I'm waking up with my thumb in my mouth.

Warm Milk 

Warm Milk is what Joe Biden supporters get intoxicated and brain dead off.
Obama supporters drank the Kool-Aid. Trump supporters drank the Trumpicana Juice. Biden supporters drink Warm Milk.