milking the cow

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.

This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

by ma6netic April 8, 2009

Ex1:
Guy1: Holy fuckballs! Rob is milking the cow!
Guy2: Haha no silly, he is just having fun with Mary.

by V-Po January 10, 2006

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids June 1, 2019

I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.

by Richid August 31, 2006

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

by JJCCMMT November 12, 2014

Grabbing and groping a guy's tits named todd

Todd tried milking a cow