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A clingy whore when in comes to being an ex-girlfriend of The Jonas Brother's Nick Jonas. She always seems to be singing too loudly for everyone's taste. All her songs are about herself or her fabulous life as Hannah Montana. If all of your friends creepily like her music and her show on Disney Channel, you, as a friend, should be deeply disturbed. You should also feel concerned for your friend's welfare because too much of Miley Cyrus, might turn them into Miley clones and they might start walking around like skinny little sluts with a ratty wig and bad accents. Please take caution when you listen to her music and/or watch her show.
Did you see that Miley Cyrus yesterday? Why was she all over Nick Jonas when he obviously wasn't looking remotely interested in the nasty little thing leaning all over him! She needs to get all that oil off of her chest first before she can even THINK of saying hello to him.
by Olivia Jonas January 17, 2008
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Former Disney Channel star that looks like a man with her new haircut. Last year she dry humped beetle juice in a desperate plea for attention. Reality is setting in that she is just an ugly butch. She can also be seen frequenting WNBA games
Dude I ran into Miley Cyrus at the WNBA game last night, SHES A MAN BABY!
by MrHobbes69 August 17, 2014
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An overrated, redneck, slutty, white trash OBJECT with no talent.Scratchy voice, no vocal organization and overall bootleg music. Stupid Desperate Ingrate
Every episode and music video of Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
by ghostofme August 02, 2010
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One of the most useless, untalented and annoying people to exist right now.
Her show, Hannah Montana, is FUCKING DUMB.
Watched it once 'cause I figured it wouldn't be so bad, but oh God it is. It REALLY is.
The bitch can't act, the bitch can't sing, the bitch does NOTHING productive and yet she's famous and rich? OH MY GOD IT'S PARIS HILTON!
She also has a stupid YouTube show called "The Miley and Mandy Show" or some shit. I ADVISE YOU NOT TO WATCH IT. I watched it, and then spent then next few hours trying to figure out why this girl is so famous on account of she acts like an obnoxious tool.
She has a weird mouth, thus she looks like a donkey most of the time.
She's been photographed looking like a jezebel on account of she's in her underwear and lifting up her shirt and nasty shit like that. Role model? Seriously? Type her name on Google Images and see what you get.
She's also been photographed flipping the Devil's Horns which is NOT ALOUD.

Point is, she's a tool. A huuuuge tool.
Miley Cyrus: OUT OF THE FIIIIRE AND INTO THE FIRE AGAAAAIIINN!
Person With Brain: STAY IN THE FIRE MILEY STAY IN THE FIRE!
by ABreathOfSunshine October 20, 2008
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A ridiculous individual who looks like an ugly boy trying to look like a girl. This individual can never keep its tongue inside its mouth when a camera is present. This is also somebody who looks like a buffoon while attempting to dance.
Oh my God! Did you see that Miley Cyrus? That was the worst dance ever!
by marcusm88 October 30, 2013
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A stupid hoe, also can refer too the Disney channel failure, one of the 99% to go one from the beloved kid's channel and do stupid shit. A Miley Cyrus can take many forms, including little bitches, hoes, failures, weird ass bitches doing stupid shit, and anything else stupid. LIKE DAMN
"Hey man, did you see that Miley Cyrus, up on stage molesting a foam finger?"
"Yeah man, I even heard it died of of AIDS."
"I heard that too. Can you imagine how fucked she would have to be to make dem AIDs spread that fast?"
by Dyfi December 17, 2013
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