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Daughter of washed up Country star Billy Ray Cyrus.
An overrated teen pop star (who apparently thinks she is a rockstar) that enjoys:
Taking Racey Photos
Brainwashing Young Children
Sucking the money out of every parent on the planet Earth

Many people assume she is going to be next in line for the ruined Disney stars, right after Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc.
These people assume correctly.
She is also known for making dumb videos for YouTube with her best friend, Mandy (age 20).
Not to mention cheating on Jonas Brothers lead singer/guitarist/drummer Nick Jonas.
She claims fame will not get to her head, but it obviously has.
Not to mention, she keeps rescuing dogs that just happen to be wondering around in her neighborhood.
Real Story or Set Up?
Her acting is not nearly as good as most actors, but she still gets more money than she should.
Many fans will end up acting like they never even liked her, similar to all the ex-fans of Britney Spears.
Fan: Miley Cyrus is AMAZING!
*2 years later*
Same Fan: MIley Cyrus is in rehab? Oh My! I knew that was gonna happen all along!
by Joerra May 26, 2008
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1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
by Wisk January 30, 2008
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An overrated, redneck, slutty, white trash OBJECT with no talent.Scratchy voice, no vocal organization and overall bootleg music. Stupid Desperate Ingrate
Every episode and music video of Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
by ghostofme August 02, 2010
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A schizophrenic teenage whore. who is a horrible singer in every way possible and enjoys taking pictures of herself in the shower and in her underwear.
Miley Cyrus is a big hoe
by xTwinkle Toes42x August 14, 2008
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A Mentally Retarded person who cannot sing or act, who comes from a distant planet who has gooten recently into a scandal. Most likely to become a junkie.
by Imaginaryperson June 09, 2008
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A once popular Disney role-model for young kids and teenagers. Now, as a young adult, her routine goes somewhat like this; (in no particular order)

1. Smokes Pot
2. Drinks Boos
3. Gets laid

Her most popular songs include; Wrecking Ball, We Can't Stop and 23.
She is also responsible for the popularity of the word twerk.
What did you do over the weekend bae?

Just watched Miley Cyrus twerk up a storm.

Same. What happened to the old Hannah Montana?
by Dolores Neveer June 06, 2014
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