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Mile Run
A Gym test that's worse than the FitnessGram pacer test itself. Basically, the moronic Gym teacher kicks your ass out onto the hot paved concrete, and demands you to run around the school (or somewhere else) 10 times. If you ran a mile in less than 7 minutes, congrats. But if you end up killing your legs for more than 11 minutes, then you're fucked up.
Liam: Bro, I just wasted 13 minutes of my life doing the mile run.
Jeremy: 13 minutes? What a slow bitch. I only ran a mile in 5 minutes.
Liam: So that's why I see you running down the streets like a retard everyday, blocking drivers from going to Chipotle.
Jeremy: 13 minutes? What a slow bitch. I only ran a mile in 5 minutes.
Liam: So that's why I see you running down the streets like a retard everyday, blocking drivers from going to Chipotle.
Mile Run by ThatOneDummy May 4, 2019
mile run
mile run by life+school=death November 29, 2017
the mile run
The greatest test of heart any one man can face, in that you must have a tremendous amount of heart and willpower to run the mile quickly. It requires four laps of hard, aching pain with no let up. You run hard for all four laps...you never let up...you just go faster. Also known as the best race ever!
the mile run by benny t. July 12, 2005
3.4 mile fun run
A unique term used when a woman has had a powerful orgasm but can't stop her body from continuing the orgasm over a long period of time. It is usually caused by the brain or body not being able to process the information of the orgasm and continuing the sensation until the body can either manually stopped by medicinal drugs or by the body processing the orgasm and stopping the the sensation. The term is derived from the distance from a home to a local hospital.
C: Jack!
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run
3.4 mile fun run by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
Run the Mile
To run the mile means to are getting drunk. If you are only paritially drunk then maybe you only ran the half mile, or if your tipsy maybe you only ran the quarter mile. but if you run the full mile then you are considered wasted. In order to run the mile you must have running shoes (alcohol). Origin: Two men were drunk on homecoming night and had to get back home, they ended up running about a mile back to their house.
Harry decided to run the mile and ended up on the toilet all night. Mitch decided to run the mile and ended up barfing everywhere.
Run the Mile by The Human Noodle December 25, 2010
Run A Mile
Another way of saying one is pooping.
Since it takes roughly around 7-10 minutes to run a mile, to "run a mile" can be used for "pooping" instead of blatantly saying one is pooping.
One can also say "2 miles" for roughly 20 minutes of pooping and so on.
Since it takes roughly around 7-10 minutes to run a mile, to "run a mile" can be used for "pooping" instead of blatantly saying one is pooping.
One can also say "2 miles" for roughly 20 minutes of pooping and so on.
Guy 1: What are you up to this morning?
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go "run a mile". Be right back.
Guy 1: Alright, I just ran my 3 miles this morning.
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go "run a mile". Be right back.
Guy 1: Alright, I just ran my 3 miles this morning.
Run A Mile by county hunter April 20, 2012
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026