When you fuck up the first line of a speech by having no clue where the fuck you even are, let alone any clue of what you're about to say for the next 90 minutes.
Mike Pencing - I'm glad to be with you all here on the moon where I actually think Donald Trump could be the next moon President.
by GET_SICK October 5, 2016
That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.
*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.
by nairobibitch July 19, 2016
1. The current vice president of the United States
2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals
2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals
by Just a Pastafarian March 7, 2017
by leseshrmushrooms8 October 12, 2020
A closeted homosexual that can’t except the fact that he is gay. So instead of never coming out, he just electrocutes others into being “straight”. He’s also Vice President next to Jackass president Donald Trump. (Donald used to be a Democrat.)
I used to be gay, but ever since I’ve been Mike Penced’. I am now happily married to my wife, Cheryl. Who I will cheat on 2 years later with a hunky, foreign male model. Because gay conversion therapy has never worked.
by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019
A form of sodomy. But instead of finishing in your gay partner's butthole you pull out and wedge your Pence between their buttcheeks and bun fuck them until you come on their back. Also called a chill cheese dog between two buns.
I can't believe he Mike Penced me. Now I have Mike on my back that I can't reach. I need to take a shower.
by Red E. Todye October 13, 2018
A homosexual slang for a boring penis.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.
by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022