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Mike Tysoned 

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out
Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.

Mike Tysoned 

Getting so incredibly shitfaced to the point where you’re passed out on the floor, seemingly unconscious.. Sort of like if you were struck in the head by a nasty right hook from Mike Tyson.
Damn bro look at Steve.. he’s Mike Tysoned right now