Mike Tyson

Pro Boxer and Ear Eater Extraordinaire!

He will also eat your children in their sleep and murder your wife... all while kicking grnadma down the stairs.

by The Sneak September 18, 2003

Mike Tyson

A cocktail with a mix of jagermeister and nyquil.

*Caution: Mike Tyson will knock you the fuck out*

Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?

John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."

by nick'n'johnny September 16, 2006

Mike Tyson

When you punch her in the face, and do whatever the fuck you want.

I totally Mike Tyson'ed that bitch last night, and she was out for hours.

by TheRedRussian October 27, 2011

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson AKA Prime Owns people.

Mike tyson took cat with 5headshots

by alaNI April 14, 2008

Mike Tyson

This term is used in English 8 ball pool where the last ball to be potted is the black. The term describes a particularly tough black.

Person 1: Looks like John's won this game.
Person 2: Yeah but he's got to pot that Mike Tyson first.

by Ben Gee July 15, 2007

Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.

I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!

by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

by Tony two timez January 24, 2018