mike oxlong 

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006

Mike Oxlong 

A trap name

Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!

Mike Oxlong by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

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mike oxlong by mike oxisrallylong March 28, 2023

Mike Oxlong 

A meme on the Internet. Of you break it down, Mike Oxlong basically is a meme version of My Cock's Long

Hey, Mike Oxlong!

Mike Oxlong by Tr45h June 9, 2022

Mike OxLong 

the cringest way to rickroll someone

Me: Who is mike
Innocent bystander: idk
Me: Mike Oxlong

Mike OxLong by Man1234567898765434567u8ioi876 March 3, 2022

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong 

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020