mike oxlong
mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006
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Mike Oxlong
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Mike Oxlong
A meme on the Internet. Of you break it down, Mike Oxlong basically is a meme version of My Cock's Long
Mike Oxlong by Tr45h June 9, 2022
Mike OxLong
Mike OxLong by Man1234567898765434567u8ioi876 March 3, 2022
Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019
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