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Mike Oxlong 

Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!
Mike Oxlong by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

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Mike Oxlong 

A meme on the Internet. Of you break it down, Mike Oxlong basically is a meme version of My Cock's Long
Hey, Mike Oxlong!
Mike Oxlong by Tr45h June 9, 2022

Mike OxLong 

the cringest way to rickroll someone
Me: Who is mike
Innocent bystander: idk
Me: Mike Oxlong

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong 

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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