Mike Oxlong

A trap name

Mike Oxlong! Mike Oxlong! Your order is ready!

by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020

Mike Oxlong

A meme on the Internet. Of you break it down, Mike Oxlong basically is a meme version of My Cock's Long

Hey, Mike Oxlong!

by Tr45h June 09, 2022

mike oxlong

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

by tallnick June 08, 2006

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by mike oxisrallylong March 28, 2023

Mike OxLong

the cringest way to rickroll someone

Me: Who is mike
Innocent bystander: idk
Me: Mike Oxlong

by Man1234567898765434567u8ioi876 March 03, 2022

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019