A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.
person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!
by stupidfackingbetch April 19, 2021
When someone gets upset usually about something that everyone else thinks is funny usually while in a drunken stupor, and decides to bite the closest person, usually on the ear. Can be in anger or in a sexual manner.
Aliya: How was your night last night?
Vegas: My night was good but I saw some crazy bitch Mike Tyson a kid. He turned and punched that bitch in the head.
Vegas: My night was good but I saw some crazy bitch Mike Tyson a kid. He turned and punched that bitch in the head.
by Baby Mills March 15, 2010
The mike tyson experience is when your about to cum on a girls face, you cum and when her face is covered in your cum you proceed to haymaker that hoe in the face so hard that she forgets her name. Biting off her ear is optional.
by uwuwuwuwuwuwuuuuwwuwuw July 13, 2022
BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-Mr. Sandman
-Super Macho Man
-Mike Tyson
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-Mr. Sandman
-Super Macho Man
-Mike Tyson
2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?"
by Glass Joe March 14, 2006
When you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy
That cop was like 6'5" 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration I had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he was 14. Posterchild for the Mike Tyson Effect
by Henley Road November 16, 2010
A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.
When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
by Da Wizard Of OZ November 23, 2009
One who receives sexual intercourse in the reverse cowgirl position by a mixed race boxer with a speech impediment. *Mixed race meaning his dick is white and the rest of his body is black.*
"Omg, I had the worst sex last night... He had me do the reverse mike tyson on him"
"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."
"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."
by fuckjeffbezosntrump September 1, 2021