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For My Imaginary Internet Friend. Used to tell embarrassing stories, get out of being blamed, re-confirm coolness when caught being lame, or excuse stupidity.

Essentially the internet equivalent of a Friend of a Friend or "the devil made me do it".
We were talking about embarrassing moments on this forum and this guy totally used his Miif to talk about the time he peed himself.
Miif by eternalk November 29, 2009
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Miifin is a youtube channel that you should totally subscribe to!
miifin by miifin December 6, 2020
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The most ellite of the ellite.
OMG that was so miffu~!
miiffu by miffu May 27, 2004
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026