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Mihajlo AKA KIMIREZUREKCIJA 

The most attractive man in existence. He is tall and has nice hair. His dick is(n't) the biggest in the world. Absolute chad Draven enjoyer and hardstuck plat. He isn't a simp and always puts his homies over hoes. His presence alone emits retard energy, try to avoid him if u don't want to become as retarded as him. U will typically see in the chat of normal LoL games, he is usually typing one of these things:
"Pol*sh dog, u have negative wr in silver?"
"Buy hands pls"
If he isn't playing jg he might say:
"JG GANK US POLAK, THEIR JG GANKED 10 TIMES ALREADY I CAN'T LANE JG DIFF REPORTED"
If u are lucky enough to be in a voice chat with him u might hear:
"I wish H1tl3r comes back to life so he can kill all fucking Pol*sh people."
" FUCK MAN, WHY CAN THIS CHAMP DEAL 70% OF MY HP AT LEVEL 3."
"Of course this retarded Polak ints, they are retarded as fuck."

The cringe this man produces is insane.
Oh shit, Mihajlo AKA KIMIREZUREKCIJA and Bolemafija are coming towards us, we must run!
Haha KIMIREZUREKCIJA u are such a gypsy, go steal copper.
OMG, Mihajlo AKA KIMIREZUREKCIJA is so hot.
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