Midnight hammer

Middle of the night intercourse after falling asleep early

Charlie gave Betty the midnight hammer after they had fallen asleep earlier in the night

by ChollyInIran June 22, 2025

Midnight Hammer

In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.

After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!

by Quailz June 22, 2025

Midnight Hammer

When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.

I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.

by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025

Operation Midnight Hammer

When 🇺🇸 goes to war without congressional approval or oversight.

Operation Midnight Hammer was conducted over the weekend without congressional approval or oversight on 6-20-2025. The country is currently at an undeclared state of war! “Why not just shred the constitution while we’re at it?” <sarcasm>

by WeAreUFC June 22, 2025

OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.

I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.

by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025