middle aged 

i. a period between early adulthood and old age, anywhere from 30 to 65 years old.

ii. Something most people will not admit to being. (It sucks to be older than 29...)

The man was middle-aged, though he loathed to admit it.

My students make fun of me by calling me middle aged, though I am 29 forever...

middle aged by An English Major February 18, 2012

Middle aged 

When someone is between the ages of 35 and 60.

A man is middle aged after he turns 35 by many of today’s more rational young people, today’s youth who are pricks would consider a 36 year old an old person at the end of their life cycle though unfortunately.

Middle aged by Subtropical 1021 November 8, 2021

middle aged slang 

What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so enraptured in the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*

Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up Verne, you're looking tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!

(Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)

middle aged slang by Angelacia June 13, 2007

Middle aged dilf lover 

An person attracted to middle aged men

Woah why I'm attracted to middle aged men with or without children?

Oh you're an Middle aged dilf lover

Middle aged dilf lover by wronnii May 5, 2022

Middle Aged Cack

Lets just say if you have a middle aged cack you are superior to everyone else.

Once i whipped out my middle aged cack on him and he ran away and called 911

Middle Aged Cack by mrman112 February 25, 2020

middle aged dangle 

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.

He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

old man saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags

middle aged dangle by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015

middle aged scowl 

The perpetual frown and down-turned corners of the mouth of a person usually over 35, displaying sadness, depression, or disappointment. The antonym of a smile.

"I saw Midge the other day. Poor thing she's lost her bloom. She had such a middle aged scowl."

middle aged scowl by Vurdluver September 19, 2009