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Microphone Blowdryer

The act in which someone rips cheeks into a microphone so someone on the other end can hear it. It is also used for sexual pleasure as you sniff the microphone with it being so close to your nose already.
Jared - Bro what was that noise
You - Sorry I was just doing a Microphone Blowdryer to myself
by Dinomax65 October 18, 2025
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