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Michlalah 

The best seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the coolest girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her awesomeness. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the chosen few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Why yes, I AM a Michlalah girl!"
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's amazing...I need her to marry my son!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)
Michlalah by MichlalahGirl#1 March 22, 2009
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Michlalah 

The most inferior seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the most inferior girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her inferiority. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the poor few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Please don't hurt me because I'm a Michlalah girl!"

Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!

Yenta #2: You're right, she's inferior...I need to keep her away from my son!

Yenta #1: Well don't worry---he's staying away on his own!

(running from Michlalah Girl)
Michlalah by MeohrGirlz August 19, 2009
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Michlalah 

The fattest seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the fattest girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be crushed by her enormity. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the chosen fatties. You have permission to walk around saying, "Why yes, I AM a fat Michlalah girl!"
Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.
Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!
Yenta #2: You're right, she's enormous...I need her to marry my elephant!
Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!
(fighting over Michlalah Girl)
Michlalah by BJJchick March 26, 2009

Michalaable 

Someone with astonishing confidence coming from a very knowledgeable background.
This world would really be such a better place if everyone was a little more Michalaable
Michalaable by TeamBrownSugar January 11, 2013
noun:
a: A sensational person. Bubbly, kind, caring, strong, emotional, intelligent, knowledge seeking, capable... Important.

b: A person who: Wears her heart on her sleeve; Loves to experience new people, places, and things; Enjoys mathematics thoroughly; Looks phenomenal in pin up style clothing.

c: Loyal friend, devoted sister, terrific lover, worlds best aunt.
ex:

a: "I wish I had a Micalah for an aunt."

b: "WOW! Look at that hot Micalah walking by!"
Micalah by charissaroo July 8, 2012

Micheala 

A truly amazing girl. she is funny and smart, caring and sweet, outgoing and bubbly, energetic and charismatic. A real happy go lucky person. she is a boy crazy flirt who cant help herself. But she is unlike any other person you know. She is beautiful. inside and out. she loves her friends to death. she depends on them alot. she makes the most of life and always lives in the moment, thats why everyone wants to be around her. she can make the most boring situation into one of the best, happiest moments of your life, filled with inside jokes and hyperness. she is sophisticated and beautiful. someone you would all want to get with or get to know. but she is not easy. she can be very picky but when she finds something she wants, she is persistent. she is an amazing person that you would be lucky to know.
Micheala is amazing, everyone wants to be around her.

You would be lucky if you had a girl like Micheala.
Micheala by jr88 March 3, 2010

Michaiah 

Michaiah is amazing and gorgeous and has gorgeous features. she is a mean but nice, mysterious but and open book, and all around confusing but she is the most beautiful soul you’ll ever meet. she has all types of friends and will accept anyone. she will never leave your side and is a great listener. she is kinda petty and a bit rude but she just doesn’t know how to properly express emotions. she loves to eat and is easy to please. she may have hit standards but is easy to approach. she is one of a kind and will always see everything through. she thinks with her heart not her head. she responds with emotion to many situation. she is very stubborn at times too. don’t cross her because she may be cute but she is a person that can mess up your life in an instant. she is amazing and will light up the room with her gorgeous smile. when she gets a boyfriend she will be everything he’s ever wanted. although all these things are true she can be sad and depressed sometimes. and sometimes she feels alone and feels like a maniac and feels she completely lost her mind. and in these times just let her be. she likes to figure things out alone. but when she does figure it out you’ll be the first to know if she’s your best friend. she is fierce and will always be the one to call if your in trouble.
mia-michaiah is one of a kind truly