michigan football

A NCAA football team on the verge of being moved to Division 1-AA. Once a good team as far back as the 1990's, they have not been able to come back from being owned by the Ohio State Buckeyes for the past few years.

You mom sucks like michigan football

michigan football by Exhortera November 1, 2007

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michigan football

Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.

Michigan football will suffer another setback as Ohio state will crush them again this year 42 to 3

michigan football by Randy33333 August 27, 2006

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michigan football

The winningest and most storied college football team of all-time. Leads series with arch-rivals Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Michigan State. Also has the largest football stadium in the country holding over 107,501 fans.

The Michigan football team will win the National Championship in 2006.

michigan football by jordan s August 18, 2006

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Michigan Football

Funny Huh? lol

O-H-I-O

That chick was ugly, she looked like michigan football.

Hey Jim, What Matt? That guy tried to suck my dick. I think they call that playing michigan football in that state up north.

Michigan Football by buckeyefan101 September 23, 2009

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Michigan Football Uniform

A reference to a woman with an attractive body but an ugly face.

Dude, that chick is a Michigan Football Uniform...great uniform, fucked up helmet!

Michigan Football Uniform by Grabke September 9, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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