A fagget ireland fucker who is bald and has small feet and a small dick. He secretly loves sjoul but kelly is cockblocking him. He hates hubschrauber with a passion and tried to get him demoted. Donal might come as a tough guy but he is really a bitch ass white fuck who is sad about his own life.
by SFB dox May 15, 2016
Get the Michael S. mug.Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.
by I am his son January 8, 2023
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by bapehatata March 16, 2015
Get the michael's dick mug.When a dorky guy is able to hook up with a girl out of his league due to her getting obscenely drunk and desperate. Usually involves her dancing awkwardly or other forms of self-embarrassment.
It took a few shots and Neil Diamond on the jukebox, but the lame birthday party turned into a Michael's Game Night for the lucky lad.
by fishball November 20, 2013
Get the Michael's game night mug.In the brewstew lore, he's known as Michael's stepdad. He's an abusive father, calling Michael FS (fake son) while calling his daughter RD
Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.
Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?
Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!
Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!
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Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?
Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!
Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!
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by AceForgor April 17, 2022
Get the Michael's StepDad mug.Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the Michael's house mug.One who seeks for his own personal gain from the vicinity of others in a gluttonous or sloth manner. Someone who comes over that you don’t really know uninvited or unannounced with intentions or motivation of his own benefit. Taking advantage of the charity, generosity, or hospitality of others.
Basically someone who goes to your house for free shit!
Basically someone who goes to your house for free shit!
by Elliot LeBoeuf July 26, 2008
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