Mhalckaum

The first thing you need to know about Mhalckaum is that he is goofy as hell. He is almost always happy, smiling and laughing. No matter what mood you are in, if you got him next to you he will make you smile. He loves the people he holds close and trusts. No matter what happens to you he has your back. If you date him (which you can't he is taken) know that he will treat you like a queen, he will remain loyal asf to you and he will love you if you show you are worth it. Treat others the way you would like to be treated, if you treat him like dirt he will go elsewhere but if you treat him like a king, like the only man in the world, he will spoil tf out of you. You will be his princess and he will never have any other girls in his eyes because you are the only one. Ofc nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes, but not everyone is humble about them. If he knows what he did is wrong, he will apologize and try to make things better. He does not only care about himself, he will put his loved ones above himself. He is kind and caring but do not take his kindness for weakness because he will beat a nigga ass. So, bottomline he is a great friend, sibling, son and or lover. He will love you and joke around with you and play with you because he is goofy. But he is no force to reckon with. Don't even try it. If you happen to meet and are lucky enough to befriend him, keep him as close as possible because tbh you will never find another person like him.

Girl: "Is that Mhalckaum? He's so finee like g shii i want him"
Boy: "Aye there's my nigga mhalckaum, wassup cuz?"

Mhalckaum by Baby Gurlie March 20, 2017

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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