Mhalckaum 

The first thing you need to know about Mhalckaum is that he is goofy as hell. He is almost always happy, smiling and laughing. No matter what mood you are in, if you got him next to you he will make you smile. He loves the people he holds close and trusts. No matter what happens to you he has your back. If you date him (which you can't he is taken) know that he will treat you like a queen, he will remain loyal asf to you and he will love you if you show you are worth it. Treat others the way you would like to be treated, if you treat him like dirt he will go elsewhere but if you treat him like a king, like the only man in the world, he will spoil tf out of you. You will be his princess and he will never have any other girls in his eyes because you are the only one. Ofc nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes, but not everyone is humble about them. If he knows what he did is wrong, he will apologize and try to make things better. He does not only care about himself, he will put his loved ones above himself. He is kind and caring but do not take his kindness for weakness because he will beat a nigga ass. So, bottomline he is a great friend, sibling, son and or lover. He will love you and joke around with you and play with you because he is goofy. But he is no force to reckon with. Don't even try it. If you happen to meet and are lucky enough to befriend him, keep him as close as possible because tbh you will never find another person like him.

Girl: "Is that Mhalckaum? He's so finee like g shii i want him"
Boy: "Aye there's my nigga mhalckaum, wassup cuz?"

Mhalckaum by Baby Gurlie March 20, 2017