Mexican shower

(n) To apply liberal amounts of deodorant and/or perfume to mask body odor when actually showering is impossible, undesirable or too time consuming.
See Italian shower.

"Just take a Mexican shower and come over, we're running late."

I've taken many a Mexican shower during international flights- 9 hours on a plane, stanky!

by 83 July 07, 2006

Mexican shower

Forgoing a traditional shower with water and soap, and instead using deodorant only. Typical method used to get to work on time.

I didn't have time to take a shower, so I took a Mexican shower and now I smell great.

by craZmexican4520 April 19, 2015

Mexican shower

To get about five day laborers or just five Mexicans and have them get in a circle with you in the middle, then they circle jerk on your face.

Dude, my family just had a Mexican shower on my sister.

by the shower god February 14, 2014

Mexican shower

to throw feces, either human or animal, into a ceiling fan and let the pieces shower over you. This can be done naked or clothed.

Ew, what'd you do, take a Mexican shower this morning?

by shanchavo June 22, 2009

mexican shower

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.

Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.

by Reemo December 05, 2006

Mexican Shower

When your too busy to shower so you take a wash cloth and clean your balls/ass, armpits and face (in that order).

Pinchi Juan must have taken a mexican shower because he smells like shit.

by DOSUno November 22, 2009

Mexican Shower

When one doesn't take a shower, but drenches themselves in cologne instead.

I didn't have time for a shower today, so i grabbed my Axe and took a Mexican shower.

by achristianrabbi December 08, 2007