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mexican tar 

The smell of cooking mexican tar evokes the same symptoms i expereince right before vomiting: hot, runny saliva, nausea, gagging. It is so grossly pungent & foul, but the addiction overpowers this truth & I continue.
mexican tar by tabitha November 3, 2003

mexican black tar 

an expensive good type of heroin
Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar

Mexican tarp flarp 

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

Mexican fruit tart 

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

mexican pop tart 

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate
mexican pop tarts will mess u up
mexican pop tart by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

mexican pop tart 

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay
mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !
mexican pop tart by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006