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mexican tar 

The smell of cooking mexican tar evokes the same symptoms i expereince right before vomiting: hot, runny saliva, nausea, gagging. It is so grossly pungent & foul, but the addiction overpowers this truth & I continue.
mexican tar by tabitha November 3, 2003

mexican black tar 

an expensive good type of heroin
Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar

Mexican tarp flarp 

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

Mexican fruit tart 

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

mexican pop tart 

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate
mexican pop tart by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

mexican pop tart 

mexican babe brings sex to gringos olay
mexican chick comes to my door says
" senior I will clean house for U and fix your thing "
I muy bueno no charge mucho!!!!

I say, you are a mexican pop tart, velcome to caleefornia !
mexican pop tart by itichie_nocanpo September 20, 2006