Noun referring to use of unlawful bribery as a means of dealing with criminal charges incurred in Mexico.
That judge was a dumb son of a bitch. Mom actually bought my freedom from jail. Mexican Jurisprudence works !
by Juan-Nacho Bel Grande July 13, 2011
A Country Mexican is a person who is Mexican, or Mexican-American who favors the country culture and Southern Lifestyle while still retaining their Mexican Culture. They love Country music, Ice tea, Tacos, Biscuits and Gravy, Guns, and are into the offroading scene. They tend to favor living in the countryside than in a city, dress in boots, and jeans, and are friendly and courteous, as most true southern folks are. Most Country Mexicans originate from the Northern Mexican states like Chihuahua, Nuevo Leon, Coahuila, Tamaulipas and a few others. Northern Mexico is alot like the Southern U.S., where the Cowboy culture is popular. Country Mexicans support the military, drive American vehicles, and most own ranches and cattle. Shiner Bock is a must as Dos Equis. Luke Bryan and Josh Abbott are in the same playlist as Intocable and La Maquinaria Nortena.
Unfortunately, Country Mexicans are shunned by some people saying they are "whitewashed" or forgot their Mexican roots. This is not true, for many Country Mexicans are fluent spanish speakers, and are very patriotic as well. They love America as much as they love Mexico. Texas has arguably the most Country Mexicans in the U.S. Also Known as 'Redneck Mexicans" or "Cowboy/Girl Mexicans" "Vaqueros''..
Unfortunately, Country Mexicans are shunned by some people saying they are "whitewashed" or forgot their Mexican roots. This is not true, for many Country Mexicans are fluent spanish speakers, and are very patriotic as well. They love America as much as they love Mexico. Texas has arguably the most Country Mexicans in the U.S. Also Known as 'Redneck Mexicans" or "Cowboy/Girl Mexicans" "Vaqueros''..
"Country Mexican girls are amazing hardworkers, can cook damn good Mexican food, drive a badass truck and can problaby kick your ass, while looking so damn good"
"I met a Mexican guy from Texas in the military, he talked with a country accent spoke fluent spanish, and drove a diesel f250 4x4. He always wore cowboy boots and wranglers. I thought they all drove lowriders and sagged their dickies pants"
"Some Mexican bands have made country songs and sung them in spanish, like Ocho Segundos and Marco Escareno, they are very talented and are expanding the Country Music Genre into Mexico.". " I want to marry a Mexican girl that likes the country lifestyle as much as in do"
"I met a Mexican guy from Texas in the military, he talked with a country accent spoke fluent spanish, and drove a diesel f250 4x4. He always wore cowboy boots and wranglers. I thought they all drove lowriders and sagged their dickies pants"
"Some Mexican bands have made country songs and sung them in spanish, like Ocho Segundos and Marco Escareno, they are very talented and are expanding the Country Music Genre into Mexico.". " I want to marry a Mexican girl that likes the country lifestyle as much as in do"
by DieselTexMex August 24, 2012
The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.
by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010
'Mexican Sally' formally known as Salvia divinorum, is a plant found in mexico, which is psychoactive. The plant creates "visions" and other hallucinatory experiences. The drug is extracted from the leaves, and smoked via a water-bong, however smoking (roll-up) or digesting the leaf, will not induce hallucinations, and will only create mild 'highs' (the taste is also potent).
It is legal in many countries whereas it can be grown and used for recreational use, however countries including Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Italy, Japan, United States, Russia, Spain, and Sweden have imposed 'some' regulation towards the drug.
It is legal in many countries whereas it can be grown and used for recreational use, however countries including Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Italy, Japan, United States, Russia, Spain, and Sweden have imposed 'some' regulation towards the drug.
by LegallyHigh May 25, 2013
A kooky Mexican is one who does anything a steriotypical Mexican does. (I.E gardening, gangbanging, planting, lawn mowing, soccer (football), and pretending to be George Lopez)
"Hey John, what team are the English playing in soccer (football)?" "Dude, are you stupid, they are playing the Kooky Mexicans" "ohhhhhh I get it"
by Ballinout June 10, 2015
A man inserts anal beads into a women’s ass and leaves them there for four day to prevent her from shitting. He will then rip it out as if it were a lawnmower releasing a fountain of shit
by Ismokeonthedevilslettixe January 31, 2020
An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.
by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003