Metal Music

Possibly the gratest genre of music ever conceived by man .... Ever! Not only is Metal one of the oldest and most robust genres of music, spanning back as far as the 70s when the band Black Sabbath combined Blues and rock with dark lyrical content and down tuned guitars (Most metal heads will agree that Black Sabbath "invented" metal), but its also the most diverse genre of music. Five Common Genres of Metal are Heavy,Thrash, Death, Black and Power and this branches off into all different fusion an crossover genres, there are now hundreds of different Metal variants, which is one of the reasons it has survived and thrived for so long.

Metal music generally is a very fast, aggressive, loud and technical sounding music, ofcourse it depends on what type is i mentioned erlier, there are so many different types. After Black Sabbath, metal bands started growing and progressing but still keeping the same raw sound.

From the 1980's up to today metal has evolved into so many different forms such as Black metal, Death metal, Groove metal, Progressive metal, Power metal, Gothic metal, Funk metal, Folk metal, Rap metal, Punk metal, Experimental, Stoner metal, Drone metal, Sludge Metal, Industrial metal, Extreme metal and hundreds of different combinations of the above.

Warning, watch out for fake metal or poser metal bands or emo bands such as Bring me the Horison, Suicide Silence, Black Veil Brides, Slipknot, to name a few.

(Non metal Emo kid): BMTH and Suicide Silence are the most Brutal bands ever!!!!!!!

(Metal head): Fucking lol.

(Emo kid): WHAT? UR U SERIOUS ???? Metal Music IS GAY!!

(Metal head): then simply puts some Strapping young lad on full volume, emo kid's then explodes into a wonderfull rainfall of blood an guts witch lands on the ground spelling out the letters METAL IS FUCKING AWESOME !!!!

Metal Music by Musicallyobsessed92 August 26, 2011

Metal Music

A once glorious musical genre that has fallen to crass commercialism and catering to teenage edgelords. It used to be great with the Scandinavian bands doing a great job in contrast to the crude and unoriginal American bands that often just use garbled screaming and desperately tries to appeal to young neo-anarchist crowds while the nordic bands do a better job at making impressive metal that doesn't revolve around mindless screaming.

American Metal Music: AAAAAAGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHG YEEEEEEHHGHGEHJGHEHGGJKGHJKG I AM A KILLER ROBOOOOTT!!!
Nordic Metal: I AM A DESTORYER OF WORLDS AND EVIL INCARNATE

Metal Music by Deadmojo August 30, 2018

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metal music

A genre of music characterized by anger, violence, loud driving acoustic drums mixed with electric string instruments, often including depressing ballads, men in makeup and hair extensions, and male camel toe.

This bar used to be fun, but the DJ is into metal music, and now only white trash people go there.

metal music by SaffronTangerine January 21, 2015

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Hollywood music television Metal Kel

Metal Kel is a rock Godess of the thrash heavy metal scene worldwide as well as the Facebook page administrator for the Black Label Society Berzerkerette Chapter and original member of the Society Dwellin Mother FUCKERS. Metal Kel is hands down the most informed accurate interviews w Mayhem Festival with the Metal Mulisha interviewing bands from black label society to slipknot rob zombie Kerry king corey Taylor.....

Example: top much metal for omr hand horns....
Your so Hollywood music television Metal Kel

Hollywood music television Metal Kel by Pheonix inc. April 2, 2022

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Mental Movie Music

Mental Movie Music is a genre of music where songs play like films inside the listener’s mind. The sound evokes vivid imagery, memories, emotions, and cinematic scenes without visuals. Each track feels like a personal movie soundtrack unfolding mentally.

Example:
“That song didn’t just sound good — it felt like a whole movie in my head. That’s Mental Movie Music.”

Mental Movie Music by Freedom Monk January 31, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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