Meta Quest 

The new name for the oculus quest cuz Mark Zuckerberg decided it to be I guess

“Wanna hop on the Oculus Quest?”
“uMmMm I tHiNk YoU mEaN tHe MeTa QuEsT”
“Go touch some grass”

Meta Quest by TheEndDragon April 12, 2022

Meta Quest 

A great VR headset with the most uncool name. Sounds like the name of some random educational software. Compare that to a modern badass name like Oculus Rift or Oculus Go. The words themselves are very ambiguous. Like am I on a meta quest or something?? Lol.

Me when I think of Oculus Rift: *cool, epic gamer vibes ensues*
Me when I think of Meta Quest: *cricket, cricket....* oh wait, I think I'm feeling something.... *educational software vibes ensues*

Meta Quest by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2023

Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance 

amazon.com uses a long title for the meta quest 3 128gb base model.
this results in stuff like this:

person: *searches meta quest 3 on amazon*
amazon: are you interested in the Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance?
person: why couldn't you just say "meta quest 3 128gb"? isnt that a little extra?

Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance by daftrio August 23, 2024

metaquestion 

MEH-tuh-kwest-chun

A habit of speech and conversation whereby a questioner asks a very unspecific question of a questionee, or series of such questions, leading up to the actual question which the questioner would like the questionee to answer. A waste of conversational bandwidth, be it spoken or digital.

"Can I ask you a question?"

useful retorts:

"You just did."
"Yes, but only one, and you already used it up."
"No."

metaquestion by blankety blank May 24, 2004

Metaquestion 

Metaquestions are questions about other questions. Which are asked in response or leading up to other questions.

They are almost always dependent on the other question.

Can I ask you a question? *
- You just did.

And also:

Stop answering each question with another question.
- Why shouldn't I answer each question with another question? *

* This question is a metaquestion.

Metaquestion by Manadar May 20, 2011

metaquette 

Rules on when it is or isn't appropriate to comment on someone else's manners or behavior. In other words, rules of etiquette for discussion of rules of etiquette, or meta etiquette (metaquette).

Alice: Did you notice how Chad was being super-polite to Dana, but he barely even said hi to Eric?
Bob: Yes, but since Chad is standing right next to you, I'm going to have to question your metaquette skills.

metaquette by unclghost August 23, 2011