messy boy

A messy boy is an adult male dressing up as a little boy and eats messy to please rich old Japanese women

Did you hear Brad turned into a messy boy

by I'mAstarfish July 9, 2018

messy martinez

When you get a sloppy blowjob while being illegally transported from Mexico to America.

Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.

by Cameljoe June 10, 2014

messy backyard

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.

As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.

by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006

messy bitch

A messy bitch who lives for drama

I'm a real messy bitch- a liar, a scammer. I love robbery AND fraud. I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama

by HotCheetosLover007 March 19, 2016

Messy pod

Macdoesit and MikeMGTV’s podcast

Let’s listen to Messy pod

Welcome to Messy with Mac and Mike, it’s Mac and Mike on Messy. Yeah!

Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!

…

Should we do our segments
Yeah sure

Gay agenda with Mac! Ah(sigh)

…(Mac does his segment)

It’s hookup time, with Mike! ooooo, yeahhh

…(Mike does his segment)

How long am has it been?
Uh lemme check. Oh. 3 hours.(laughter)
Where can people find you Mike?
Anywhere if you search MikeMGTV and where can people find you Mac anywhere if you search Macdoesit M-a-c-d-e-o wait no o-e-s-i-t
You’ve been douched

by Gay.14159265 January 28, 2021

messy female

Someone who has the want to stir up drama, so they feel the need to go around spreading rumors and lies just to create mess. they are willing to put friendships on the line, just to start shit. they will spread your business around and lie to your face about it

That messy female teresita coleman told my business about me and my boyfriend, so i kicked her ass!

by bre.the.don November 20, 2009

Messy Pod

A messy ass podcast (see title) that relies on segments and alcohol to pull them through. Hosted by a gay, black, award winning YouTuber named Mac and a Jersey hunk who stuck bread up his ass on live TV named Mike. Warning: the podcast is very messy and very gay.

Have you listened to Messy Pod on Spotify?
Lmao yeah, it's really messy.
Yeah, but it's hilarious.

by dannyisntalive January 28, 2021