Messi

Best known as Satan's mistress.

Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast.

She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: Today I met this really disgusting girl.
Guy 2: Let me guess, her name was Messi.

by idhatetobeyou February 3, 2010

Messi

A fucking ass gay boy who don’t play and is arapist

Fuck messi

by Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Sa February 13, 2018

messy messy messy

When a guy orgasms and his gizz gets everywhere; on the person he is with, the bed, etc.

*guy is masterbating in front of his girlfriend and cums* "oh.. messy messy messy, you're going to need a shower..."

by jackamo88 July 17, 2009

messy

1. out of control
2. (1)a person who is creating drama,
(2)has a big mouth, or (3)never minding their own business about the situation
3. amusing

1. "My room is so messy!! Things are just scattered everywhere!!"
2. (1)"That girl is fuckin' messy!! She can't stay outta trouble!!" (2)"I told my friend what happened, and she is too damn messy that she went and opened her big mouth, so that's why I'm in some drama." (3)"This ain't got nothin' to do with them with their messy asses!!
3. "That man is a mess!! *lol*"

by SieSieBby. February 25, 2009

messy

person who is alway starting shit, act of creating drama or problems

first girl...hey did u hear that angie was cheating on her boyfriend
second girl... girl u need to quit being so messy

by Leval November 9, 2007

messi

An Argnetine born football (soccer) player currently playing for FC Barcelona, (alongside Ronaldinho). Do doubt in my mind he's going to be the next Pele/Maradona.

Have you seen Messi play?
Yeah, he's badass.

by elgranargentino May 6, 2006

messy

all up in other peoples shit...never mindin your own business

the nelson twins are very messy little boys

by hoe #1 February 18, 2003