1 definition by idhatetobeyou

Best known as Satan's mistress.

Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast.

She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.
Guy 1: Today I met this really disgusting girl.
Guy 2: Let me guess, her name was Messi.
by idhatetobeyou February 3, 2010
Get the Messi mug.