Merlins

A birth defect in which the recipient possesses small, baby-like arms that resemble a poker and a lobster claw; often the result of a mother smoking crack while pregnant.

Steeler: Look at that kid, he's got the merlins!
Kevin: Don't say that!
Steeler: Nah it's okay, the kid's a dick anyway.

by lookatem69 November 16, 2009

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merlin's Beard

An exclamation from Harry Potter which is similar to "Oh Lord!"

"He just shat his pants!!"

"Merlin's Beard!!!"

by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009

Merlina

she is the sweetest person until....u make her mad she will love you forever and make u madly in love with her!!!oh and btw she has really unique name!! Shes very pretty and has the best personality!! if you're a merlina ily!!

hey merlina you look very nice today!

by StinkySocks123 November 30, 2020

Merlin's pants

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".

"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."

by DragonflyHeather August 8, 2007

Merling

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.

"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."

by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.

I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.

by electrical discharge April 22, 2014