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Mentor College 

The school that will most likely just have this definition removed. At this school we must pay to dress down, write 16 exams a year and get a detention for almost everything we do, we love our school!!!! Best school out there by far!!
Mentor College never gets snow days.

Mentor College 

Mentor College is a school located in the heart of port credit. It strives to serve as a university prep school, even though that's kind of stupid because we are not in university. They give us the number of assignments, exams, and tests as a university would. Half the students don't even make it to university because they either kill themselves due to stress, and low grades, or they weren't able to finish the year with a high average due to not being able to keep up with the stupid amount of homework. This school is also notorious for having now snow days no madder the amount, if this school sees or notices and smiles or fun going on around the campus that is an automatic detention. 70% of the students are Asian transfer students and 20% are Arabic immigrants. This school doesn't have a football team even though they have uprights. They pick their sports teams based on attitude and not skill. There is downright zero high school spirit that goes on in the school, due to all the students shitting themselves to get above a 60% on their next math test. The overall average of students is about a 70, this school should rethink the difficulties of their courses, and the way they run their school. They do have a swimming pool, and a cool field. I go to this school, and I can tell you from experience it is shit, I am not getting into any university.
Jimmy: Hey you wanna hangout tonight, Bob
Fred: Jimmy remember? Bob killed himself
Jimmy: Awww, how come?
Fred: He goes to Mentor College

mentor college (n.)

A dingy kind of school that prides itself on being university prep. Administration is not the most helpful; neither are the guidance counsellors. Obviously the only school with buses on the road when the region declares it a snow day. Two exams per course, instead of one. Mental health of the students is not the greatest, but hey they’ve got a nice field though!!
Guy 1: What's wrong with Elise, why is she at school?
Guy 2: She's at mentor college (n.) remember? They don't get snow days...
Guy 1: Oh...hey they've got a nice field tho
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026