1. Wordsmiths need not, & seldom do, have small vocabularies. I'm A wordsmith, & thoughtsmith. (Thoughtsmiths need not, & seldom do, have small mentabularies.)
2. Person 1: Foot fetishism isn't just about toe sucking it's about footjobs two.
Person 2: Yeah foot massages, right?
Person 1: No; like handjob; like A kid hearing the word fag & confusing it with flag because of, the similar sounds, & having A small vocabulary, you're confusing the 2 because of, similar concepts, & A Small mentabulary.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.