Something that watches you from the dark side of the room. The thing that comes as your focused on your phone looking at pointless memes. If you look at the corner of the room, you will see it, but once your eyes dilate to the darkness of your cold, but hot room, its gone only to come again when you look away.
I noticed a tall dark figure in the corner of my room. Must be my Meme Demon.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)