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1. Mestas: A person who is a Mestas is an all right person. All right meaning that they will be your best friend in the world until you piss them off then they will beat you into the floor.

2. Mestas: A loud mouth trainer who goes the incredible extra mile for his people and keeps us all out of trouble.

3. Mestas: Charismatic, charming and sexy with the deepest eyes and insight you could ever imagine.

4. Mestas: A man who has been to jail or in trouble with the law.

5. Mestas: Someone who has more than one child and casually aknowledges them on occasion.

6. Mestas: Someone who is doubted and then proves your assumptions wrong when they blow your mind.

7: Mestas: Someone who will never back down, ever not from anyone or anywhere.

8: Mestas: another term for drunk.

9: Mestas: a man with a dick that can satisfy any woman. Someone who has the motto "Get fixed and fuck em all"
"Shit man, I am not scared. I'm a Mestas."

"Man, don't you know I am a Mestas?"

"Damn, you know that ain't my baby, I'm a Mestas"
by Tranqui Bubba April 3, 2009
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Mexistash

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A "weak" mustache that is grown by a 15 or 16 year old that doesnt shave. Mexistashes consist of just peach fuzz.
"Al has a mexistash"
by will November 29, 2003
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Sistas Before Mistas

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When Females choose, staying with, or going out with their girlfriends over, staying or going out, with one of their Casual Boyfriends or a random Guy who they have just met. Or hookups
Two Girls at a Night club,

' Girl 1: " Hey Girl 2 i'm going to have coffee at a cafe now, just met this Hot guy," . Girl 2 : "Girl 1 ! what the hell ! You came with me, so you have to leave with me !, It's "Sistas before Mistas" remember !"

Hmm, i have two free tickets to a beyonce gig tonight, hmm, i'd better go with Jacqui and not Mark because i only met mark a few times and Jacqui and i have been besties for years. After all it is 'sistas before mistas'
by Bojacke February 20, 2012
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meista

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One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of. Also 'meister'
'I'm da meista...da one who knows all dawg!'
by chameista January 1, 2005
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muistashe ride

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when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.
by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005
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Mexistash

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a mustash that mexicans have that shadow their upper lip.
I have a thing for guys who have a mexistash!
by fghjkjh February 25, 2008
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Messtastrophe

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A mess of catastrophic proportions. Typically takes two or more to clean up. Could be a biohazard or worse.
Hoarders basement that recently flooded.
Women's public bathroom at gas stations.
Poo-filled toy box of toddler who is afraid of the toilet.

"Wow, the women's room is a real Messtastrophe! There's even crap on the ceiling! You can't pay me enough to clean that up..."
by TheDriver September 7, 2013
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