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meet the mets 

Get high. Used to be a popular saying in New York because people would get a chance to meet the New York Mets. There is also a song that goes meet the mets greet the mets, however it is slang for using drugs. Mainly Marijuana.
Yo first we gotta pickup a philly then were gonna meet the mets.

I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.

Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.
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Meet the mets 

Modern slang for taking a gigantic dump , as the team is sometimes regarded poorly .
Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets

*Points to bathroom*
What?

They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd see em here
Meet the mets by Entelechy July 23, 2025
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