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meet the grahams 

An absolute nuke of a diss track by the goat Kendrick Lamar where he exposes drake as a deadbeat dad to not one but two children; that we know of.
Person 1: Yo can you believe Kendrick dropped meet the graham’s right after drake dropped his diss track

Person 2: He ain’t letting crodie breath
Person 1: It’s an absolute nuke on god, can’t believe meet the grahams exposes drake as a deadbeat to the 2nd power
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One of, if not, the best diss tracks ever to grace mankind’s history
Meet the Grahams changed my life

meet the grahams 

Amazing disstrack song Kendrick Lamar made towards drake.
Guy: "Bro, have you listened to meet the grahams?"
Guy2: "Yeah it's fire"

meet the grahams 

Kendrick Lamar's 2nd most recent diss track on Drake (as of 12nd of May 2024).
After Drake's song "FAMILY MATTERS" was published, less than an hour later, Kendrick Lamar released "meet the grahams".
On the track, Kendrick speaks directly to members of Drake's family, telling his son Adonis that he is sorry that his father is Drake. Kendrick alleges that Drake is hiding a second child (a daughter), that he is sexually attracted to minors, and that he is running a sex trafficking ring out of his mansion. Kendrick also disses Drake's OVO label affiliates – claiming they are sex offenders harboured by Drake — and security guard. He predicts that Drake's mansion "is 'bout to get raided too", referring to the recent federal raids on Sean Combs' mansion as part of an unrelated investigation.
Kendrick Lamar revealing an alleged second child came in the context of Pusha T's 2018 diss track "The Story of Adidon", in which Pusha T publicly revealed that Drake was hiding a son named Adonis. Drake responded to Kendrick on Instagram: "Nahhhh hold on can someone find my hidden daughter pls and send her to me…these guys are in shambles", followed by multiple laughing emojis. Fans who were put off by the alleged "lie" about the hidden daughter, uploaded an edited version of the track to social media, where they edited out the third verse of "Meet the Grahams", prompting Lamar and his label to file a copyright violation.
Person 1: Did you listen to meet the grahams? Kendrick fucking murdered him!
Person 2: Yeah, he even exposed his daughter, what a deadbeat dude.

The Meet The Grahams Effect

The Meet the Grahams Effect, is a complete state of shock and disbelief induced by the song "meet the grahams" by world renowned artists Kendrick Lamar.
While listening to the song Meet the Grahams, Little Timmy was sent harshly effected by the Meet The Grahams Effect, as he could not pick his jaw off the fucking floor.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026