Medieval Dickweed

Adjective: A term used to describe a individual who is being rude and or annoying. The individual may have also done something to hurt the describer

Knight:*kills Ted*
Bill: You killed Ted you Medieval Dickweed!

by Dont Neg ME October 8, 2018

Medieval Cop

Medieval Cop is a mystery/humor game series created by GeminiGamer, also known as VasantJ. The games are centered around a depressed, drunk cop named Dregg Moriss who solves crimes and fights gods

Medieval Cop is the greatest game series ever created!

The person who created Medieval Cop is a genius!

by Dead Dregger September 24, 2021

Medieval Shit

The act of taking a shit in the dark when you have no power.

I'm going to be pissed if this storm causes me to have to take a medieval shit.

by UnappealingHangover April 23, 2020

Medieval Knievel

A "way back when" stunt-daredevil on horseback. Don Quixote comes to mind.

I wonder --- if Medieval Knievel had possessed a motorcycle, would he have tried jumping over windmills instead of charging them?

by QuacksO September 3, 2020

Medieval Ugly

When you are so ugly that you would even be considered ugly back in times when they had no toothbrushes, braces, and flushing toilets.

Elizabeth is medieval ugly. I would rather beat her with a stick than touch her.

by llamasftw February 11, 2012

Medieval Times

a place in Buena Park Ca, on Beach Blvd where you pay a whole bunch of money to eat shitty food, drink expenisve, shitty mixed drinks, and watch a bunch of fake ass knights, on small ass horses, compete in tournament games, in hopes of winning the princesses heart. Oh yeah, and dont cheer for the red knight, he always loses.

Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"

while walking out of the show at "medieval times" I told dan i was going to run him through with my flag.

by rob $ April 14, 2005

Medieval Facial

Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.

"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."

"How'd she take it?"

"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."

by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011