Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.
It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."
Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."
Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."
by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014
(Noun)
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
Beauty ideals change over time and depending on the location and context. In Western Europe during the Middle Ages, the nobility set a particular beauty ideal for women: a fragile and petite figure, with small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding round belly. The Medieval body shape eventually gave way to new Renaissance ideals.
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
my mill grinds, pepper and spice
You’re mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks, only what grows
Your hand picks, only your nose
My grain tastes, delightful
Your grain tastes, very frightful
My mother cooks, with much care,
Your mother cooks, with her hair
My wife smells, of pure honey
Your wife smells, of bad money
My fields are, happy to see
Your fields are, sad to decree
My hat fits, like a fiddle
Your hat fits, like it’s little
My king is, smart and wise
Your king is, full of lies
My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive
You’re mill grinds, rats and mice
My hand picks, only what grows
Your hand picks, only your nose
My grain tastes, delightful
Your grain tastes, very frightful
My mother cooks, with much care,
Your mother cooks, with her hair
My wife smells, of pure honey
Your wife smells, of bad money
My fields are, happy to see
Your fields are, sad to decree
My hat fits, like a fiddle
Your hat fits, like it’s little
My king is, smart and wise
Your king is, full of lies
My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive
medieval diss track is fire
by ti;hkgeuhgeikhgiojkhf May 4, 2023
Commiting an extremely brutal and barbaric act upon a person, often considered cruel and unusual by any civilized court in the modern world.
"They then proceeded to break all of his teeth. Then they cut off his hand and his foot. Then they showed him the color of his entrails. They really went medieval on his ass."
by Wesley Lowe July 5, 2008
When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.
Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.
by Trabe An January 24, 2007
1) In short, Getting Medieval means to be getting ridiculously drunk.
2) Also used when you are invited to a birthday party at Medieval Times and your team wins.
2) Also used when you are invited to a birthday party at Medieval Times and your team wins.
1) Oh shit, (Insert Name here) is gonna try to down that bottle of vodka, hes gonna get medieval as hell if he does it.
2) (Member of Red team screaming to other team mates) Oh Shit, The Red Knight is just about to stab the Yellow Knight in the throat to win the tournament, we about to get medieval!
2) (Member of Red team screaming to other team mates) Oh Shit, The Red Knight is just about to stab the Yellow Knight in the throat to win the tournament, we about to get medieval!
by Matt Folg June 24, 2006
by Jason Blundell June 15, 2016