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by joshalmond#1 May 26, 2009
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Meatesta

1) The mass consumption of various types of meat (wings, sausage, ribs, etc.) in a manner that resembles a fiesta
2) The combination of the words "meat" and "fiesta" to describe a single event which combines the two into the coolest thing ever
3) An event similar to a fiesta, except only pertaining to meat
4) The single greatest event that concerns meat
5) The gathering of friends for the sole purpose of consuming a ton of meat
1) Before heading off to college, Guy 1 wanted to have a really awesome party, so he called up all of his friends and they ate a shit ton of wings, sausages, ribs, chicken, and many other various types of meat; they named it, "the Meatesta"
2) "Yo dude, we should have a fiesta. Except with nothing but meat. We should call it the Meatesta!"
by AJ Plight September 7, 2013
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Meatfart

The noxious fumes let from ones asshole after consuming excessive amounts of processed meat, such as pepperoni or beef jerky. Occasionally paired with meat sweats, meatfarts can peel the paint off a car door and have been known to render small children unconscious.
Johnny released a meatfart that triggering a catastrophic earthquake in Belize, which he blamed on his dog.
Don't be like Johnny
by 🐺 August 26, 2017
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Meatblast

On the occassion that you are pissed off, or just horny, at or for another dude, you pull out your genitalia, and slap them against any part of the body of said dude. Loud yelling of "MEATBLAST!" must follow, and a joyful dance symbolizing your superiority over them.
I was taking a hot soapy shower with Brian Silvercock, and he bent over to wash off the shampoo, and I meatblasted his bare back. My friends, who were also in the shower, gave me a high five... No Homo!
by Brian Silvercock July 30, 2009
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meatfart

(n) a meatfart is the worst kind of fart, usually only released by dogs, cats, or other animals that generally only eat extremely processed meat. Meatfarts burn the nose, and the soul.
Aw hell no dog, meatfarts? That is the NASTIEST SHIT I EVER SMELT.
by slickware June 6, 2010
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meatfest

OMG, I have to have a beer to wash out my arteries from that meatfest.
by Boffo June 3, 2010
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Manfeast

A small gathering of males for an impromptu dinner or BBQ.

The males usually fail to obtain any significant sources of leafy vegetables or fiber to accompany the feast.

Menu usually consists of:
Beer
Steak
Sausage
Pork Fat
Butter
Potatoes
Joe: "I just laid a log that looked like a piece of black PVC pipe!"

Brett: "Yea, that Manfeast last night tore me up too. When are we doing it again?"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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