Meat teat 

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

Meat teat by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? by DuBois April 7, 2006