meat axe

A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.

That guy is a fucken meat axe.
He made that jump...what a meat axe.

meat axe by JB February 28, 2005

meat axe

A Bloody Idiot, or a fucking tool. eg a fucking dumb cunt

that cunt is a fucking meat axe..
used as
"he is a fucking meat axe rugby player"

meat axe by king tiger July 11, 2006

meat axe

a fisher. basically me, i am THE meat axe.

mick is such a meat axe he is a fisher

meat axe by mick shits gunpowder May 20, 2004

Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit

Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!

Meat axe by -dipshit May 3, 2022

Meat-Axe 

1. A Meat-Axe is a person that is very good with a member of the opposite sex. A Meat-Axe is usually a male and can be very persuasive to females. Usually very confident in Himself he can Handle rejection because he will most likely have the second definition of Meat-Axe
2. Meat-Axe can also be reference to the size of a males Penis. Meat-Axe means the bearer has an abnormally large Penis

1. Man Jimmy is such a Meat-Axe, look at him go
2. Oh man i was talking to jess and she said Dave as A Meat-Axe
Combined: Wow from what I hear Bruce is a Meat-Axe with a Meat-Axe

Meat-Axe by nager_red September 29, 2009

mad as a meataxe 

Adj. Exhibiting a high degree of lunacy. Can be associated with homicidal tendencies.

He said he'd been taken up in a spaceship and fucked in the arse by aliens. They'd left a chip up there. Now he's just sitting there, rocking and laughing. He's as mad as a meataxe.

mad as a meataxe by AdamR January 11, 2008

Meataxe 

Meataxe generally describes someone who is obbsesed with or lives and breathes extreme heavy metal music, i.e. Death Metal, Black Metal and Thrash Metal. A meataxe can generally be distinguished by his or her appearance; long (usually black or fairly dark) hair, some facial hair (for males) whilst wearing camo-cargo shorts or cargo long pants, a black band t'shirt or hoody (for winter)and in many cases a large array of tatoo's but generally little if any piercings. Meataxe's are generally muscular or slightly overweight but not very tall.

"Man that guy is such a massive meataxe"
"Dude your such a fucking meataxe"

Meataxe by nealzy December 9, 2008