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Meat pizza 

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A sexual act whereupon a woman lies on her back whilst no less than three men place the entirety of their genitals (penis and testicles) on her face in a more or less circular pattern, thus resembling the toppings on a pizza.
Me and some of the guys got together the other night with Kayleigh and made a meat pizza!
Meat pizza by Alabaster Smooth August 13, 2012
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Meat Pizza 

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A meat pizza is when a lesbian woman is flat on the ground and another one covers the one on the floor with their period blood and later shits or vomits on top of the blood covered lesbian. They later lick the bloody shit vomit mess and spit it in each other's vigaina then they lick it out and vomit it in each other's mouth repeatedly.
Girl 1:Hey wanna make a meat pizza~~~
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Meat Pizza by JBJB69420 April 21, 2024

Ulti-Meat Pizza 

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A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

Ulti-Meat Pizza 

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A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

Meat lovers pizza  

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one who keeps a optional partner on the side as a back up plan

comes from the movie Tommy Boy when Chris Farley tries to order chicken wings
"yea she turned me down, but I still have that Meat lovers pizza that works at the mall"

or

friend: "dude how did you get that girl to go out with you?"

person: "It didn't matter anyway I hooked up with this Meat lovers pizza at work last night"
Meat lovers pizza by schaft February 29, 2008
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