The extremely hot juices found inside smokies, hot dogs etc. that when bitten into explode in an ejaculatory manner, burning your face and giving men the unsettling feeling of knowing what a facial feels like.
"Whoa, that foot-long just blasted you in the face with superheated meat juice!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'