Meat Curtains

The long beautiful pussy lips some lucky girls possess. Lips that hang at least 1-1/2".

I shucked those panties to find the most delicious set of meat curtains I've ever opened.

by Scottokelley January 14, 2017

Meat Curtains

A woman's vagina lips.

Hey, bend over and spread your meat curtains so i can ride you bare-back from behind and spray my love all over your ass!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Meat Curtains

pussy lips

I fucked the lining out of her Meat Curtains last night!

by easy ed December 18, 2002

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

Meat Curtains

open her meat curtains and enjoy the view

by mia cunt May 11, 2003

Meat Curtains

Enlarged, droopy inner cunt lips that have the tendency to hang way outside the region of comfort and caused malfunctions during insertion of cocks, fingers, tongues, toys, and other miscellaneous products.

We tried to have a quicky, but her meat curtains kepting getting in the way.

by Pink Jelly Bean November 17, 2004

Meat Curtains

A vagina, preferably with large flaps of skin that fold over.

Tim - "Dude, I pounded that chick Jessica's meat curtains last night."

Dave - "Sweeeet"

by zker666 July 07, 2010