Meat Blanket 

An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .

Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.

Meat Blanket by geodave June 16, 2016

meat blanket 

A lover whose primary advantage is the ability to wrap the wearer in emotional neediness and excess body flesh.

Janice was depressed and couldn't decide if she wanted to wrap herself in a Snuggie or John, her rotund meat blanket, while she moped.

meat blanket by Jingle Boys December 7, 2009

Meat Blanket 

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

Meat Blanket by Ezy-G June 5, 2022