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Meat Beaster

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An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
Meat Beaster by jrk89 December 14, 2013
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Meat Beater Peter

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1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!
Meat Beater Peter by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

Meat Beaters

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Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.
Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!

Meat beaters

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Meat Beaters are a hands. The reference is derived from men who beat the meat.
Friend 1: "Hey what's this?"
Friend 2: "What the hell get your meat beaters off my shit!"
Meat beaters by Mahogany March 16, 2007

Meat Beater 

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Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin
You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.
Meat Beater by Eratic Dreamer May 27, 2004

Nigerian meat beater 

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Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.
I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

Meat beater 

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a person who masterbaits way to much.
yo Scott is a meat beater.
Meat beater by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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