McTwisted

adj. Used to describe things that are just plain wrong. Bad judgements and ways to explain strange occurances in life.

adj. To get extremely wasted.

Weird Boy : Bro, I'm going to dress up in black and meet up with my friends to go watch Eclipse at the theatre. Wanna come with?

Normal Boy : Nah, that's too McTwisted for my tastes.

Wacked Out Dude : Dude, lets go get some pills and a case of beer and roll out like renegades. We'll push over some port-o-potties, it'll be McTwisted fun.

Wacked Out Homey : Yeah dude! I love getting McTwisted and fucking up shit.

by MC Bammer July 10, 2010

mctwisted

When you are extremely drunk and high at the same time.

Yo dude Drew was so McTwisted this weekend that he slept in the front yard.

by CampbellU June 21, 2009

McTwisted

Very good at whatever endeavor you are talking about

Im McTwisted at fornite dude

by Wesreb November 8, 2023

mctwisty flop

A fat person failing an acrobatic move and falls to the ground.

That fat guy just did a mctwisty flop while skateboarding and nearly cracked the concrete in the McDonald's parking lot!

by Barracheetah May 30, 2016

mctwist

An aerial skateboarding manouvre where the skater performs a 540 degree backside rotation (clockwise with left foot forward stance) while grabbing the board mute (midway along the toe-edge between the feet) - Named for it's inventor Mike McGill

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

KFC McTwisty Flop

A subset of the mctwisty flop, the KFC variant is when a fat man enters a KFC, orders a 16pc. bucket meal, goes to the male restroom, eats the contents, then profusely shits into the bucket. After this the fat man gets in his car, drives to the first checkout window, and throws the bucket of shit through the window.

Man I could really see Jarett pulling a KFC McTwisty Flop tonight after he gets drunk.

by Oattmeal November 21, 2019

The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.

Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.

by Brant Sucker July 7, 2010